Well-trained Tortoises

Kuala Lumpur: Well-trained tortoises are tortoises that take good care of your pond. If any intruders go into the pond and introduce any disharmony, shall pay the price. Mr Frog, from XXX, went into 'the' pond to set up a choir, croaking all the way, was punished by the tortoises in charged, pulling its hind legs and injuring it until it was found dead a few hours later. 'Well done!', praised the tortoises' owner, 'I am indeed proud of them!'

Yes, my house's tortoises kill frogs and not only that, they eat them and left only the skin. So if I happened to see small white skin floating on the pond, I know what happened... May Mr Frog rest in peace...

p.s. I did not train them to be so evil! I'm innocent...

Breakfast Everyday!!

My breakfast menu this week:

Tuesday- Tuna sandwich
Wednesday- Egg with bread, something like French toast
Thursday- Noodle and sausages
Friday- Chappati

Because of these breakfast, my cook rather eat less and save money, and rather sleep less and wake up early to prepare...
By the way, my cook is also my driver to work everyday.

Yes, Tuan King, this blog is dedicated to you and to thank you for being my one and only special one :)

p.s. I'm getting fatter and healthier all thanks to this uncle ^^

Things you can do when you feel bored in office

Here's what you can do when you feel bored in office...





I'm trying to get a Malay victim but seems like I only see Chinese around me now and so happen all my team's colleagues who are all Malays went out for meeting... left me here doing crap stuff...

NINE SCARY WORDS WOMEN USE

I found this through an email and it is really interesting, really true, and I totally agree with it...
have a good laugh then!

(1) Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
p.s. I will add '...' after nothing to hint that there is something to be continued

(4) Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
p.s. mine is more of 'u go la...'

(5) Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 f or the meaning of nothing.)
p.s. mine is more of a long sigh, not so loud

(6) That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
p.s. I use 'its' ok...'

(7) Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever
Is a woman's way of saying F**K YOU!
p.s. my definition is F**K OFF!! nah, just kidding... my definition is 'Stop it! U're annoying!' plus rolling my eyes

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
p.s. for me, don't worry includes 'nothing', 'i'm fine', 'eat shit', and 'go die' :)

Tiffany's feedback: When I read this I was laughing! Am I laughing at myself?
Well, I was laughing at myself too... and yes, I did use all 9 words against 'stupid' guys... don't you?

Work @ hell?

One of my colleagues welcomed me by saying, "Welcome to... hell!"
It isn't exactly that 'hell' in Dentsu... it's just boring to HELL!!

While working,
I face the computer most of the time, facebooking and chatting...
I finally get to read my over thousand of unread mails...
I finally get to read news everyday, so now very up-to-date...
I finally get to sleep and wake up early, healthy lifetsyle...
Just that I don't talk much, and nobody does to me either,
I eat alone, walk alone, everything also alone...

Whether it will be like hell or not,
that I leave it until the time comes,
then only decide whether hell or not...

so far, that's my life @ work :)

Cheapest Dimsum

Had siew mai, prawn dumplings, fishballs, spare ribs etc altogher 5 crates,
and additional of porridge, zhu cheong fan etc with my dad and sister (working temporarily at a dimsum company's office),
The total price should be around RM30 plus, close to RM40.
But we ended up eating the cheapest dimsum ever.
I guess we had a 70% discount for whatever food we ate. Didn't know food also have discounts like clothes...
My dad took out a RM10 note with eyes wide open and kept saying, 'this must be a joke!'
Yes, the lunch costs only RM9.60. Some more got changes back to my dad.

It wasn't because the cashier miscalculated and it wasn't a joke,
it was because of my sister working there...
felt so lucky to have her as my sister...hahaha

Dentsu Here I Come!!

Dentsu is a Japanese company and Dentsu decided to invest one in Malaysia which is called Dentsu Utama (number one in Malay) in 2005. Its clients are mainly Japanese companies such as Toyota's 6 models (Honda, Accord, City, Civic etc). Dentsu Utama is located at Damansara Heights which means I would have to travel 30 minutes just to get there.

Yesterday's meet up with Dentsu's senior account director wasn't an interview,
it was a briefing on what the company is about,
what I will be doing throughout the 2 months and some chit chatting...

I will officially become a Dentsu member next Monday, wearing full formal attire, working from 9am-6pm daily as a coordinator that deals between clients and creative team. Hopefully I will get to learn a lot about advertising (though not really my interest, but somehow wish to give it a try).

1 advertising company 1 internship job,
Finally, no longer JOBLESS for at least 2 months...

p.s: Yang, don't be jealous ;) wish me luck! By the way, I might get to speak Japanese cause there are 2 Japanese colleagues :)