Saturday, June 5, 2010

Men's Category

My bro said men are like animals, they are categorized into 4 types of color. Most of the guys do not have good behavior, attitude and habit such as always late, say foul words, smoke, drink, gamble and other criteria a bad man has. They are all over the world and is highly produced. They are under green color, we don't even have to protect and appreciate them. My brother's beloved friends all fall under this category.

Next is yellow, an ordinary guy who is a bit better than green man. They might not have some of the green man's behavior and attitude. They are protected and appreciated as they are not all over the world but still in high population.

Next is orange, they are good man who do what a good man should do like don't gamble, drink, smoke, is hardworking, ambitious etc. But they still do have flaws, not a lot, but maybe a few. They are only a few hundreds in the world. They are facing extinction and must be well protected and appreciated as they are in high demand! My brother say a good example for this is Tan Tuan King...

The last and most critical color, RED. Men in this category probably are only left a few in this world. They're critically facing EXTINCTION! They are not only good men, they are PERFECT. FLAWLESS (including their looks). They do more than a good man should do. They are willing to do anything for partners and they don't mind... Obviously, my brother is talking about himself. He thinks probably he's the only one left in this world. (pengsan)

At least I have an Orange guy, I should be more than happy. Melissa should just grab hold of my brother and never let him go even though for me, he's not a red guy, he should be an orange guy too... So what's your guy's color?

Oh well, good guys are on the road to extinction... how sad could this be...


Source: Zoo Tycoon (my brother's addiction in this game and thus leading to this topic and comparison)